Wednesday, August 11, 2010

No Tip Please- the $2.83/hr That You Pay Me Is Already More Than Adequate

The other day I had the honor of waiting on the owner of the restaurant where I work.  I've had this experience at my last serving job and I thought it couldn't really get more degrading and of course, I was wrong.

Allow me to elaborate on my previous "waiting on the owners" experience.  Well, not really the owners, but the owners daughter, her husband (who held some sort of made-up position in the company that was created by father-in-law) and their four children, which the servers lovingly referred to as "Demon Spawn of Satan." OK, maybe they only had two kids, but when they were pitching violent temper tantrums in the middle of the dining room during a Friday lunch, it certainly seemed like four.  Needless to say, when we saw the happy family enter the restaurant every server had an immediate need to use the restroom, smoke a cigarette or go get ice from the scary basement cooler.  And the server stuck waiting on them dealt with belittling adults and bratty kids.  I worked at this restaurant for almost two years and neither the owner nor any of his family, which I constantly waited on, bothered to learn my name, despite my name tag proudly displayed on the lapel of my short sleeve oxford shirt.  They dubbed me "Pocahontas" as I usually wore my hair in two braids.  Thankfully I have no Native American ancestors, so I wasn't offended by the nickname... uh, I guess.  At the end of the fiasco of waiting on this family, one could at least be assured there would be a 20-25% tip waiting for you, to compensate for your pain and suffering and all was right with the waitressing world.

My latest experience with the restaurant owner was absolutely lovely... well, all except for the end part.  It started by her quizzing me on the soup of the day, the lunch special and drink specials, which I passed with flying colors, followed by drinks, a course of soup, lunch entree and even dessert.  The entire meal was perfectly pleasant.  I delivered their $45 check, and anxiously awaited what I thought would be a fat tip to start my day.  After handing me the check back, I was told to have our general manager comp the check.  "Great!" I thought- she's not even paying out of pocket, so I'm sure to get a nice tip.  After they left, I went back to bus and set my table to find a whopping $4 stuffed under an ice tea glass- less than 10% of the check.  What the what?  I quickly tracked down an assistant manager to ask how the owner generally tips, since I was convinced there must have been something wrong with my service.  "Terrible" was his response.  Oh.  I started to ask around with the other servers.  Their responses were all the same- that I was lucky to get the $4, as the norm is $1, no matter what the check.  Absolutely appalling.  I would have been less offended if no tip were left at all.  At least then I could have justified that she has the mindset that she doesn't have to tip any server, that waiting on the owner should be "an honor" or "expected" or some crap along those lines.  Instead, she had to count out those four measly dollar bills from her purse and consciously think about how many to leave.  A sure-fired way to disgruntle any server. Maybe she took into account the hefty $2.83/hour she was already paying me. That must be it.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Look at me! I know how to type!

The other day I heard a news story (I use that term loosely because I heard the story on the Today Show) that said that blogging, they called it "self publishing," was so popular these days because it was very empowering for the writer.  I couldn't agree more, if by empowering, they were really meaning narcissistic.  That might sound negative and I guess a part of it is. Between blogging, tweeting, facebooking, foursquaring and flickr'ing we certainly have more than ample technological outlets to say, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"  With that being stated, here I am, starting my own, shiny, new blog.  I figured it's easier to fully embrace the narcissism, basking in its warm, gooey, self-important glow, rather than try to over come it.


This particular "empowering self publication" will mostly be about my glamorous job waiting tables, waitressing, serving, or whatever the politically correct term is nowadays for bringing people food and beer.  This is my second stint as a waitress.  I completed my first tour of duty during my college years at Penn State, back in the good old days when the only responsibilities I had entailed scraping enough tips together for rent and beer, writing a few papers and feeding my cat.  I've long since traded in those carefree days for a life that's much more stable and comfortable.  I can honestly say I wouldn't want to relive those days again.  I love being a wife, a home owner and a human being with a regular sleep schedule.  


Waitressing during college to make ends meet and waitressing as a "grown up" are two very different experiences.  I no longer want the sweet Friday night shifts.  I've worked one Friday night since I've started and it kicked my ass.  I am much too old, at least in my head, to be dealing with annoying drunk people at 1:00 AM.  So I'm enjoying my nice Monday through Friday lunch shifts, the money isn't as good, but the normalcy more than makes up for it.  One thing that hasn't changed- ridiculous customers and enough drama to choke a real housewife of Orange County.